Current activities:
1. Trying to get our m-effing ornaments fired with two broken kilns conspiring against us.
2. Eating ice from Doumar's.
3. Conspiring which of said m-effing ornaments to give our many male admirers. Pipe down, gentlemen! You'll all get your turn.
The Whole Story.
- stasch(e).
- The stasch(e) gals are foul-mouthed boozers, wide-dancing fools, travel companions, penis joke specialists, and Dolly Parton lovers. When they're not talking like longshoremen, they like to shop for cookie cutters and paint vagina ornaments. They both think Colin Firth is a dreamsicle.